religiousmom:

When you stub your toe

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(via orgasm)


disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

(via trust)


sweptoutofmymind:

I’ve seen the light.

sweptoutofmymind:

I’ve seen the light.

(via orgasm)


jackblogguy:

jerkidiot:

pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

(via trust)


nishlo:

when people jokingly pick on u but its something ur sensitive about

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(via orgasm)


(via orgasm)


earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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(via orgasm)


jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

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(via trust)


(via orgasm)


(via orgasm)


deaneggsandsam:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

(via trust)


(via orgasm)


trolliweirdlyawesome:

The battle of octopuss.

trolliweirdlyawesome:

The battle of octopuss.


(via orgasm)


(via lohanthony)